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The Utter Romance of Maintenance Spankings
I’ve been flirting online with a fellow spanko hottie of late, as I am wont to do. Few things fulfill me more than chatting candidly...
Sweet Tea
4 min read
2,005 views


You Guys Have to Watch This Czech Spanking Scene with Me
Omg, I just stumbled across this on YouTube and it’s pretty much the best thing ever. We need to talk about why it’s amazing for a hot...
Sweet Tea
5 min read
1,408 views

My First Memory Is the Moment I Realized I Was a Spanko
Image Source When I say I’m a “lifelong spanko,” what I mean is that the thought of spanking has never not fascinated, excited, and...
Sweet Tea
4 min read
1,467 views


Please Come to My Spanking Party in Hell After We Die
So here we are, spankos. We may as well acknowledge reality together: Our world is fucked up and things seem to be getting worse as...
Sweet Tea
3 min read
465 views


Smacks, Claps, and Cracks: A Spanky Chat with Mr. Claquements
CW: mention of child abuse A few years back, a spanko friend introduced me to the work of Mr. Claquements, a French photographer...
Sweet Tea
20 min read
1,745 views


My Self-Spanking Experiment
Friends, I have an ABC News Special Report (without the ABC News part). I always thought self-spanking sounded weird and figured I’d hate...
Sweet Tea
3 min read
2,295 views


Spanking Is a Myth
Pffft! Y’all are cracking me up, sending me messages saying naughty ladies and gents get spankings. That we need to be on our Ps and Qs....
Sweet Tea
3 min read
715 views


Swats in Sunny Florida: An Interview with Agoodspankin
Image ©Cultural Heritage Images/Universal Images Group (I think). You can buy this spanky postcard here. One of my favorite tops on...
Sweet Tea
10 min read
2,809 views


I Started a Retro Spanking Magazine Collection
Spanko self-love is important to me. I spent a long-ass time feeling ashamed and fearful of this fetish frothing within me, but no...
Sweet Tea
9 min read
1,718 views


15 Fucktastic Gift Ideas for the Spanko in Your Life
Don’t you just love these cheesy articles that pop up every holiday season, telling you to buy shit? Me neither! But I’m writing one...
Sweet Tea
9 min read
827 views
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